Why oh why do we live here with such shitty weather!
This is what my feet looked like at the end of the firsy day at Ardingly! I did wear my crocs but the holes let all the mud in .
Still never mind I met loads of nice people, including some fellow bloggers. I also met some right tossers who thought that £3 was too expensive for a nice enamel plate, they offered £2! I did consider this offer for about 30 seconds, and then I remembered it has cost £120 to stand in this muddy field so I polietley asked them to rearrange this sentence...off, please, piss!
Another knob head asked how much my pencil sharpener was, when infact it was a Victorian been slicer! I cant imagine what the pencil would have looked like after trying to sharpen it.
Another care in the community escapee also asked how much the calor gas bottle in the van, that was attached to my cooker boiling a kettle,was! Why do these people bother leaving the house! I would put them all in room 101, along with the people who put petrol in, go into the shop and do a weeks shopping! why cant they pull of the bloody
Ill end now, with a quick weather update for all you carbooters out there...this saturday will be RAIN!!!!!....this sunday will be RAIN TOO! What will all those Polish addidas wearing mobile phone hunters do? perhaps they will go to Tescos where there is now a Polish food aisle for them!
I did hear a funny joke on the radio on the way home...
A man is walking along the road naked with a naked woman on his back, a policeman stops him and asks what he is doing, " I'm off too a fancy dress party , I;m going as a turtle"
"well who is the naked lady then?" the policeman asked,