insomnia ...

One of those bizzare nights when you want to sleep and the body says NO!....still all was not lost!  I was able to watch The Resturant on catch up.   How on earth, those two floppy haired Prats are still there I do not know!....they make my blood boil!  they are a true example of how to talk a turd into a treat. The sooner Raymond wipes that smirk of his Clarins face the better! They are more annoying than toothache!

I won't even mention the Jungle fiasco! but all i want to say is....KIM PLEASE SMACK HER ! Although is it just me or could Kim be Katie's Mother?

Looking forward to Chrimbo this year, we are trying to avoid the spend , spend , spend, mentality..we have so many decorations we need no more, although a bag of vintage glass balls in the Red Cross for 50p were justified. We even have a 24lb goose in our freezer from last Christmas that we didnt cook, will it be ok? or should I just put it in the garden with a carrot on it and call it a snowman!

Looking forward to crafting in the caravan this winter, hopefully it will be like this....

Just heard on the radio that LARDON Jordan may quit the jungle, how will we survive! We will just have to play......I'm a celebrity get me out of here! at home, I've dust off my Crocodile Dundee hat and Happy is trying to squeeze into her Ann Summers zebra swimsuit, its not her size but it fits just like Jordans!!

If youve got a few mins this may make you laugh......

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UY7pWCQxTY

P.S I've also started twittering....So if you fancy a daily laugh....please follow me!

 Hopefully I'll make you smile...

fred x

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Its about time!.......

Forgive me Father I know its been a while since my last confession,  blog!

As most of you probably know this time last year I nearly met St Peter at the pearly gates, but I was spared, and believe me! how you view the world really changes....I've become more laid back, well all the tablets help!...and art has become my therapy.

I started doing the artist trading cards and then moved onto my moleskines. I have one with me at all times, I write, stick, draw and paint in them, never in any order, as you can see! by the time they are full,  they grow a bit in size!

Below are a few examples of what ive been doing....

Also while I've been off the blogdar, I've been on the new celeb diet that I found in Carbohydrate Weekly, its called the Alpha Diet!...each day you can only eat food that begin with the same letter. Day one was ok appples, advocado and asparagus, day three was also good Carrots, Cabbage and Cornflakes, but by the time I reached 'M', I was in trouble, I had a Mars, Marathon and a Mexican ( not the chilli type but a two foot high chocolate ugly betty!). Thus I have ditched this diet and gone back onto the Merlot plan, a bottle per night and you don't care what size you are!LOL!

Heres some more of my work!...

I'm glad to see the postal strikes are off, after all how would the poor postmans wives get any Christmas presents....if they were not delivering all that gold in envelopes stamped 'cash for gold' .  I saw my local posties wife up the kebab shop just now and she had so much gold on she looked like a religious icon!  I can't believe anyone is stupid enough to put gold in the post....Still Jedward are still in the X factor so there must be some stupid idiots out there, perhaps they post their gold before voting!!!!LOL!

Going now to watch poor old Natalie Cassidy be flung around at Blackpool, love that show! its so much more entertaining than watching how little Cheryl Cole is wearing! even Gay Louie has asked to sit nearer, now shes showing more flesh than Katie Tripe Price in a swimsuit. So glad plastic Pete is getting all the publicity now, after all he's so untalented!

In my absence I have also had a tattoo...what do you think?

Glad to see the government is tackling sex education in schools, I believe they are going for shock tactics as I've heard they are showing a dvd of the moment in Eastenders when Heather tells Darren he's won the love lottery!

Glad to be back and I hope soon to see all my old friends from my other blog.....
I would love to catch up with you all.

BYE FOR NOW
LOVE FRED X

I'm coming back

Watch this space....I'll be back soon!